The Cricket Thread

Thank fuck I’m in the middle of a long boring repetive job so i can drink this in. I can’t believe what I’m watching.

This is day 5 test pitch. This shouldn’t be happening.

What has Stokes done to himelf? Shit!

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Stokes can still hit them though! Possibly not too good news long term though.

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I’m clapping Bairstow but he can’t hear me. That was an obscene 18+ rated 100. Keep going please…

Fuck I wish I was there now about 6 or 7 pints deep.

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This doesn’t feel real.

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This is now cricket porn. Hardcore cricketing pornography.

I thought Root was the game and didn’t give Bairstow a prayer…

Holy fuck.

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It’s turned into an exhibition.

Nice normal gentle cricket please. Saying that Ben can’t run so this is an issue…

What channel is this on?

If this is on terrestrial somewhere I might cry. I think it’s on Sky though and will 100% check out the highlights on bbc later.

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Yeah it’s on Sky. Highlights on bbc at 7.

Bairstow scored more boundaries than singles. Just a one man highlights innings. I’m still so pumped off it.

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New Zealand scored 550 fucking runs in the first innings. 550!!! WHAT THE FUCK. HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED.

JESUS. wow wow wow wow wow.

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Wow, I mean I was literally telling my Step Dad before this started that English red ball cricket was dead.

I throughly stand corrected.

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I was there. Trent Bridge made all tickets free for today. Bairstow was smashing 6s into the stand I was sat in. Unreal cricket.

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I’m not jealous at all. :lying_face:

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Bastard.

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These highlights are just too damn good not to watch, the football can do one for now.

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Trouble with the highlights is that it’s all the boundaries clipped together quickly. It’s hard to convey the insane relentless pummeling he was dishing out in real time.

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What the fuck. I have never seen that before.

There will be a clip online soon hopefully if you dont know what im talking about.

A proper, proper freak dismissal.

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Rapid! Thats the one. Amazing!

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