Some people in Scotland still really like singing about battles that happened in 1314 and 1690, so I can see where these lads are coming from.
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Damn. Now I’ll never trust my stupid brain again.
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Cheers. Got to fucking scoop my brain in back through my nose now.
What the fuuuck
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I just showed it to my wife who had no reaction at all. A shrug.
Divorce.
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Reminds me of this one
someone help me douse the table and burn this witchcraft
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If they give the cows names, maybe they can drum up the same absurd wall to wall coverage that fucking llama got. 
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I was going to make a Bronte sisters TB joke but it still feels too soon with all the shit going on.
I reckon the Bronte family are probably over their deaths by now.
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I don’t know, that family seems to love dwelling in their misery…
Turns up Kate Bush…You had a temper like my jealousy, Too hot, too greedy…
Pang! Then they really would be wuthering.
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Could go in a few threads this. LOL.
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“…and then they just gave us the keys to the lorries with all the stock inside!”
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My local MP:
Might write him an email later.
Then print it out, smear it in my covid infected shit and hand deliver it.
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Gotta admit I didn’t have have the return of slavery on my list of brexit side effects
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