The Lazy Twitter Thread

Over my head.

He copy and pasted the message asking him to tweet it into the tweet

Love this sort of thing. The first time the sound of a breaking ankle has ever felt satisfying.

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That is NSFL.

I guess this is where we’re at now.

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Zimbabwe getting the booze in.

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This fucking sub makes Reddit unusable for me these days. Seems like every day most posts are either publicfreakout, iamatotalpieceofshit, trashy, winstupidprizes, instantkarma etc. Anger porn. I don’t want to be angry all the time, I wish there was some way to block individual subs, not just users.

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Probably not safe to wear a mask when you’re asleep though.

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The front page is garbage. Just sub to a bunch of things you like and browse that, it’s an infinitely more enjoyable experience.

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Lol. It took me a little while because I’m also terrible at maths.

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This account:

https://twitter.com/giantpoppywatch

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There’s more going on in the world than ever, and we’ve got more methods of communication and information than anybody would ever have imagined, and yet what some nobody says on social media about something they have no idea about becomes ‘news’.

‘Twitter reacts to…’ is the most meaningless, pointless, depressing thing to see on the internet since children opening shoe boxes on YouTube became a thing.

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