The Lazy Twitter Thread

Literally impossible not to make money then

“Can’t lose money if their initial value is zero”

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This tweet:

https://twitter.com/MohanadElshieky/status/1523745334090158082?s=20&t=lj7ZsjTwnLcL9E2VEA8KAQ

And this reply:

So he’s fully lost it at last, I was wondering when that would happen.

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Such a statesman. Probably be PM in a couple of weeks.

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Michael Owen launching an NFT on the day of the biggest crypto bloodbath in the past 2 years is peak idiocy.

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This lives in my head.

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How can you not like films

That’s the same as not liking burritos. Or GT

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Wtf are you talking about. He reckons with his ones you cannot lose.

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A bit of lighthearted fun over his colleague being charged with rape

https://twitter.com/Mike_Fabricant/status/1526865527246831616?s=20&t=zyzWPQ3bNQKodtEtbo-kWw

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Hes such a fucking brian cant

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He’d be more use as a toilet brush than an MP.

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To paraphrase you; the next time I want to hear about Michael Fabricant is when I hear about his demise in a chip pan fire.

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I just refuse to accept that he’s a real person.

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I understand and completely agree with this. Im baffled he isnt a satire

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I can’t even fathom how it must feel to be that much of a wanker. I bet it’s great.

Oh god wig first as he looked over the hob

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It looks like a dead animal.