The Lazy Twitter Thread

Ahh…the good old days.

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I wonder how many times Jacob Rees-Mogg has knocked one out over this.

He looks like he’s cosplaying at being a bitchy Karen.

Can we change Brian Cant to Fabricant on here?

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Please do this

Thirded. Please pass motion Spanky haha

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ask and thy shall receive

done

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Test Michael Fabricant

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Working nicely.

Cheers you absolute fucking Michael

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What a perfect change and merging of utter Michael Fabricants

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Michael Fabricant Michael Fabricant Michael Fabricant

Haha you included the first name as well.

If we drop too many c bombs it’ll rank in search and we’ll get a surge in new Tory members every time he’s in the news.

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Hopefully it’ll get high enough to show up when he googles himself each morning.

I bet this Michael threw a mug of coffee over some intern after this because they didn’t put bedwetters into the script enough.

Someone needs to say to him.
“You lost, get over it “

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This is like a Chris Lilley character. Strong Mr G vibes.

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He’s like… so random.

He definitely knows he’s full of shit. It’s all scripted.

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Eh?

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