The Trouser Thread

Guy on the left with the mesh hat in that picture is the all time best person.

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He was my wedding photographer and is an absolute hero.

Good work Tom

And I can’t wear shoes for very long so I wear these for posh do’s, ha.


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I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s ok to not dress like a skater some times.

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Any wedding where the guys are all expected to dress the same looks ridiculous and the photos age very badly.

Imagine a few years down the line having to explain what Peaky Blinders / Harry Potter / steam-punk is to everybody when you’ve already gone of it anyway. All these Don’t Tell The Bride twats thinking they’re being unique. Or ‘kooky’, probably.

I think that unless you’re, say, the leader of the DPRK, a themed wedding is a bit of a risk. Saying that as somebody who got married in skate shoes twice. First time was because they were the only black shoes I had, second time were Nike ID and didn’t look like trainers.

A driving shoe is basically a posh vans slip on and come in a variety of styles/colours.

They’re also incredibly comfy.

I got married in brown brogues which were the first non-skateshoe I’d worn for any prolonged time and I predicted (accurately) that my feet would be absolutely fucked so changed into all black authentics for the evening when everyone was already pissed. I do not regret my decision. (Wife had all white ones for the same reason)

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At least with the Peaky Blinders mob, you won’t see that much of them on the dancefloor as they’ll be mostly in the bogs hoovering up beak

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Kicking out time at the pantomime? Nope, it’s a wedding.

And since you’re looking good, the photographer is important.

Guy who shot my wedding was a former i-D / The Face photographer. You can’t fuck about with some recently-single middle-aged auntie who’s bought a DSLR from Argos and put ‘Photography’ after her name on Facebook. As my brother-in-law and his wife now know.

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I went to a wedding in the states and the photographer was a friend of a friend of the bride turned up with an $80 point and shoot camera from Walmart and couldnt understand why people were pissed. She lay down in the aisle to take a photo pretty much prone on the floor.

Side note, at the same wedding one of the weird uncles killed a bat and the father of the bride kept sexually harassing the bridesmaids who were worryingly completely used to it saying “Oh don’t worry about it that’s just Tony…”

Weird way to remember the day

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Sounds alright.

My photog had two Leica round his neck, and to a drunk distant-uncle they look cheap. Doesn’t have a big lens and all that.

So that was annoying. A mate having a go at Pat Nevin about playing for Chelsea would have annoyed me if I’d been drunker but you hardly get a chance to drink anything at your own wedding.

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I drank almost nothing but gin from 11 AM until about 2 AM but was too busy to get drunk. I didnt have a hangover either weirdly

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I think I stayed sober because there was so much to stress about. Stayed up all night getting absolutely wrecked by myself once I got back and put my bride to bed though.

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Did Pat Nevin come to your wedding?

Yeah, he’s my mother-in-law’s cousin. He’s always at these things, with his wife. I don’t know anything about football but we always talk about good music. I think he’s sick of talking to people about football.

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the ban scared me at first, then irealised it was only for two days haha. thanks mates. it means alot. i wont be back untill then.

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i changed into shorts and t shirt straight after dinner at mine, why not ey

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Great news: after a short pause at Calais the box containing 2x pairs of Rothco cargos wife got me for Xmas (one tan, one ripstop camo FYI) has been located by DPD and they are returning it to my dad who will attempt to resend it.

I will of course keep you all updated.

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Fell down a seemingly endless search for cargos rabbit hole. Found some in Tesco for ÂŁ15 at the bottom of said hole. Dad steez.