Cars

Love group b, just because it was mental. Big power, turbos 4wd etc.

We have M-Sport up here in Cockermouth. I done a weeks trial there before I left the army as a rally technician. It wasn’t as interesting as it sounds, it was building wiring looms from engineering drawings. I imagined I’d be crawling all over cars and stuff much like I was doing in my day job fixing CVRT. All the looms get built then tested on a test bed before going down to the shop floor and the mechanics fit them. And if they have a fault it comes back up put on the test bed and repaired. Don’t get me wrong it was an interesting spot to look around just not the job I had in mind.

Out the back they had a garage full of brand new parts full to the brim, because they would get brand new from Ford, focuses, fiestas etc and just strip them to a bare shell and everything that was taken off was just chucked in this garage. Apparently Malcolm Wilson isn’t the nicest of guys from what I could gather from people working there.

On a side note the turbo on my mini is off a Saab 9-3 or 9-5 the 2ltr petrol one. A lot of the newer Saabs are based on Vauxhalls.

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Anyone had a modern Volvo?

Thinking of getting an XC40 Plug in hybrid.

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Funny, I’m literally looking at it right now. Planning to try the subscription service, it’s pricey but you get 30 days free, and I don’t really feel like committing to a 4 year PCP deal at the moment… Thinking of it as a lengthy test drive until I’m more confident to sign something longer.

I’ll do a review if I go for it!

What’s the subscription service?

They have a subscription thing where you just pay monthly without a deposit or long term deal. So you obviously pay way more, but you get a brand new one and can change cars whenever, basically everything is included except fuel. You do end up paying wayyy over the odds though.

It’s a cool idea, think I’ll try it for a month or two and if I like the car then I’ll buy one properly. Mostly I just want to know what’s gonna happen with lockdown etc before I make any commitments.

How much per month?

Sold a flat and so the wife has suggested we upgrade the car to a ‘safe, family car’. Which I guess means a 4x4 (with blacked out windows and spinning rims), but where the fuck does a clueless mug begin to look for one? Probably the cars most often marketed to idiots/arseholes, and the used market seems like a total minefield.

Don’t mind travelling to get it.

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G wagon

Is that an Osiris thing?

Osiris around when the storm came out maybe.

If you want big, reliable and cheap, I can recommend one of these. Hyundai Santa Fe 2010. Not remotely pimp-like clearly but it depends if that money is burning a hole or you just want to get from A to B and carry lots of shit around.


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Caravelle?

Still needs to be German or Japanese, but other than that not too fussy. MPG isn’t a big deal but insurance is. Buying second-hand, outright, yep.

That Hyundai in black might be nice. With black windows and wheels. How much would that be now, roughly?

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No, I spent 24 hours awake and straight from a party in Alps to Glasgow in a Caravelle with no booze and I never want to see the inside of one again. There’s one on my street too, and I hate even seeing the outside of it.

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There will be a version with sunroof, footboard, etc for that League 2 footballer vibe if you look around

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Fuck! This might be the answer. That’s nice!

Would look at the RAV4 if I were you. The latest gen one looks gully in black. 2.5 hybrid so it’s economical and pretty powerful. And it’ll never break ever and has a really long warranty.

Yeah? Maybe? What colour is it?

That’s so nice looking there but I hated that so much when it came out because it was a car company trying to use the word ‘Rave’ in their marketing and I never got over that.

As you can tell I’m a bit of an expert on cars.

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