If you had a private park...

Yeah good park, great cafe etc

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Can we get a barbeque/smoker in there too?

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Full time teppanyaki chef

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Yer this. And only the highest grade wavy beef.

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Yeah just a giant fucking hot plate so you can just chuck meat or whatevs onto it.

Enjoyed reading this.

What more obscure shit would be good? I library of mags and awesome coffee table books about music and design and shoes and shit.

A big quarter pipe with a curtain in front of it so you don’t know what you’re dropping into and it changes every time you bust through it. Sometimes its a foam pit, sometimes it’s a mega ramp, sometimes you need to hippy jump a barrier at the bottom. But it can’t hurt you.

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Really wanna go there - looks very fun!

Ooh. Maybe some sort of stretchy warm-up station. Foam rollers, yoga mats, stretch trainer, etc.

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Seen a few vids of people skating empty water parks. Something like that would be fun

Skate painball

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I’d have Camp Woodward training stuff - resi ramps, crash mats, harnesses - for skaters to learn big stuff on without killing themselves

A guest list.

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Fucking right although i’d be fairly open with mine.

Micro mini, flatbar and a massage chair

Laser screeded floor.
Fondo banks and Gorg spine.
Works micro as already described by Anon
Double sided slappy kerbs.
Decent sound system and aircon/heating.

No need for anything else, I can have that at home.

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Radlands 95 set up

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The first Wembley gap they had at epic in Birmingham was fantastic. It had a big run up down a bank and over a great big driveway, so you felt really macho by the time you had crossed the park to go up it.

Bung one of those in, also a ping pong table.

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My private park would be in the woods, by a small lake. Far from civilisation.

There would be two parks, one indoors, one outdoors. Connected when the weather allows it, you’d just open that big sliding door.
Lots of curbs, a few curb cuts, ledges of all sizes, a few banks, banks with curbs on their top, a few manual pads, a few hips, a Wembley gap, some good quarter pipes, a few flat rails, the PSSP miniramp, a pump track with curbs here and there. Some movable blocks with metal edges for weird combos.

It’d also include:

  • a nice terrasse with a big table for like 12 people
  • sun loungers and hammocks
  • a sauna
  • showers
  • a big kitchen
  • a barbecue grill
  • a garden with fresh herbs
  • loads of pencils, marker pens, paint and shit so if people feel creative they can draw or paint whatever makes them happy
  • two mini chalets so we can stay there for the night if we feel like it, one for me, one for the homies
  • a pingpong table
  • a pool table
  • a visitors’ book so every person who had fun there can leave a comment which would be cool to read again later in life
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A 500 foot wide mini, three foot high with a four foot extension and nice toilets.

Maybe a flat bank if there’s room.

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A brick for brick rebuild of Broadmarsh banks, with Ifracoombe’s bowl to bowl to clover stitched on.

And if we’re reaching for the stars, Notts old market square combined with Middlesbrough boulevard benches, chess board, that water feature and chain gap…

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