In the news thread

Chris Rock likely knew she had alopecia, they worked together on however many eleventy-squillion Madagascar films there’s been, so I’m sure they’ve been in situations where they’ve joked with each other before. He’d at least have been able to gauge which level of prickery would be taken in good humour and where her lines are.

As for Will’s behaviour, how you get to 53 years old without learning to control your emotions enough to not take a decent length walk and slap someone in the face in a crowded room when you were laughing seconds before really blows my mind.

Chris Rock is about to go on tour, apparently. This will be an absolute goldmine for him.

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Boris Johnson’s position is yet again untenable yet he maintains very much tenable.

This fucking country man. Makes me sick.

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He should’ve gone so long ago now. I don’t care who replaces him or how unsettling it’ll be to get a new leader in.

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It’s in the Tory parties interest to keep him in as long as possible. They have a huge voter base that will only ever vote Conservative but when it comes to the next GE they’ll put forward a new leader to attract the middle voters back. In the meantime Boris gets to look shitty with brexit and everything else that’s bad

Why on earth would you willingly PM right now? (although I appreciate to these megalomaniacs there’s no such thing as bad timing)

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5 live have the PM on now and he’s being made to look incredibly stupid, again.

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Dyson headphones come with air vacuum for mouth Dyson headphones come with air vacuum for mouth - BBC News

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Surely this article is two days early?

Can’t be long before this becomes reality…

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Love how weirdly dystopian it looks, sci do as fuck

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That’ll look sick with a single sholder pad with spikes on.

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Please just fuck off, then fuck off a little more, then when you think you’ve fucked off enough, please keep fucking off just a little bit further

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Weird stuff.

why are the most militant usually the biggest monsters?

There’s so many questions about this.

• How did they get there in the first place?
• What’s the endgame? Engineered pictures for propaganda purposes? Some warped way of getting arrested for possession of human remains to argue then “aha you see, foetuses are people!”?
• How do you react to finding that sort of thing? It’s just about the most existentially horrifying thing I can imagine.

Dick’s out.

Good but I doubt there’s anyone who could clean up the met

I just noticed that Vladimir Putin wears the same watch as me - an IWC Pilot watch. Sort of expensive by my standards but not by his. You’d think he’d have something involving platinum and diamonds.

I know he was wearing a £14k puffer jacket at his rally thing so he’s not exactly got Martin Lewis on Google alerts.

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Clang did you drop something?

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