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Gaunty must have huge hard-on for all the imperial metric bollocks in the news today.

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And for the Queen’s birthday or whatever the fuck’s happening this week. Hopefully she dies during it, since that’d get a lot of shit TV out of the way all at once.

And also, no doubt, for the news that the first 100 people are about to get sent to Rwanda.

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I’m hoping there will be the big reveal on the royal balcony

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I’m glad you didn’t post the baby - gave me nightmares for ages as a kid

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Ha yeah I actually watched that back a month ago , its amazing how even such terrible SfX and prosthetics were in those days ( they really are comedy ) it was enough to scare the utter shit out of us as kids .

I’d recommend watching it again for shits and giggles . Note the baby’s name …

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Haha, we shorten my daughter Elizabeth to Lizzy. That was pure horror to me back in the day….

Oh shit this is happening now

This is the woman who soiled herself by putting her name to the legalise corruption bill for the Owen Patterson sleaze affair.*

*One if her other career highlights was arguing about WTO rules with the ex head of the WTO and confidently telling him he was wrong about WTO rules.

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This woman needs to be snapped up to interview every lying scumbag

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I don’t think the person who said this should be working in medicine.

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This bbc jubilee coverage is like a Daily Express porn channel

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Its going to be a good as weekend as any to catch up on all those films we’ve never watched. I’ve never watched Citizen Kane…

I’ve dug out my best suit for the big day. I opted for the subtle look - didn’t want to go over the top.

Fuck off.

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That’s actually him isn’t it.

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