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Gaunty must have huge hard-on for all the imperial metric bollocks in the news today.

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And for the Queenā€™s birthday or whatever the fuckā€™s happening this week. Hopefully she dies during it, since thatā€™d get a lot of shit TV out of the way all at once.

And also, no doubt, for the news that the first 100 people are about to get sent to Rwanda.

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Iā€™m hoping there will be the big reveal on the royal balcony

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Iā€™m glad you didnā€™t post the baby - gave me nightmares for ages as a kid

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Ha yeah I actually watched that back a month ago , its amazing how even such terrible SfX and prosthetics were in those days ( they really are comedy ) it was enough to scare the utter shit out of us as kids .

Iā€™d recommend watching it again for shits and giggles . Note the babyā€™s name ā€¦

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Haha, we shorten my daughter Elizabeth to Lizzy. That was pure horror to me back in the dayā€¦.

Oh shit this is happening now

This is the woman who soiled herself by putting her name to the legalise corruption bill for the Owen Patterson sleaze affair.*

*One if her other career highlights was arguing about WTO rules with the ex head of the WTO and confidently telling him he was wrong about WTO rules.

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This woman needs to be snapped up to interview every lying scumbag

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I donā€™t think the person who said this should be working in medicine.

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This bbc jubilee coverage is like a Daily Express porn channel

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Its going to be a good as weekend as any to catch up on all those films weā€™ve never watched. Iā€™ve never watched Citizen Kaneā€¦

Iā€™ve dug out my best suit for the big day. I opted for the subtle look - didnā€™t want to go over the top.

Fuck off.

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Thatā€™s actually him isnā€™t it.

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