Gaunty must have huge hard-on for all the imperial metric bollocks in the news today.
And for the Queenās birthday or whatever the fuckās happening this week. Hopefully she dies during it, since thatād get a lot of shit TV out of the way all at once.
And also, no doubt, for the news that the first 100 people are about to get sent to Rwanda.
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Iām hoping there will be the big reveal on the royal balcony
Iām glad you didnāt post the baby - gave me nightmares for ages as a kid
Ha yeah I actually watched that back a month ago , its amazing how even such terrible SfX and prosthetics were in those days ( they really are comedy ) it was enough to scare the utter shit out of us as kids .
Iād recommend watching it again for shits and giggles . Note the babyās name ā¦
Haha, we shorten my daughter Elizabeth to Lizzy. That was pure horror to me back in the dayā¦.
Oh shit this is happening now
This is the woman who soiled herself by putting her name to the legalise corruption bill for the Owen Patterson sleaze affair.*
*One if her other career highlights was arguing about WTO rules with the ex head of the WTO and confidently telling him he was wrong about WTO rules.
I donāt think the person who said this should be working in medicine.
This bbc jubilee coverage is like a Daily Express porn channel
Its going to be a good as weekend as any to catch up on all those films weāve never watched. Iāve never watched Citizen Kaneā¦
Iāve dug out my best suit for the big day. I opted for the subtle look - didnāt want to go over the top.
Fuck off.
Thatās actually him isnāt it.