Middle Aged Shed

I’ve got that one, we call it the Freddy Krooger hoover

You’re wasting good Friday pun posting material!

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For whoever is thinking of going in on a shark. £230 off or something stupid

https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/deals/shark/#54202

Well, shit.

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We’ve got one. It’s pretty decent but needs the filters cleaning weekly.

Middle aged men. In your youth, when you installed washing machines, did you actually use a spirit level to make sure your machine was level? Can I just eyeball it? Ffs this shit is so boring

I believe I did. If they’re not level I believe they make more noise.

Eyeball it, what’s the worst that could happen…I don’t even think all four feet are touching the ground on mine and it’s fine

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Nope. Just plugged the hoses in and then mopped up all the water.

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You’re supposed to level it?

Oh, if it’s new remember to take out the anchor screw bit.

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Buy it from somewhere that delivers and installs you paupers.

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this is not what I call boring

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Did it myself and it’s washing like a dreeeeam. I used the @niallc method.

I fucking hate this stuff, especially when there’s water involved.

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Remind me later, got a wicked review to write about my new chordless Samsung vacuum cleaner that’ll have you on the edge of your seat.

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Mine got blocked the other day and wouldn’t drain but the plug to unscrew to clear the blockage is right at floor level so I had to put a baking tray on the floor as it was the only thing that would fit and try to panic decant that into a bucket when I unscrewed it as water went all over the floor and the blockage went further down the drain bit meaning I couldn’t then screw back in the plug to stop it as I emptied the tray, nightmare.

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Wish you’d told me that before tbh.

Remind me to buy a spirit level tomorrow.

I’ve had bigger issues with the shitty fucking inlet hose failing and leaking all over the floor than levelling :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

Can I brag about my laser spirit level I got the other day?

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What are you going to do, put it on the counter?

Do what this knob jockey did - all he proved was the tray on the back of the seat in front of him was level