Not Stoked.

I’m fine with moist. S is a great letter. Susseration is clearly one of the nicest words to say

No to waggas though

Sounds like you’ve caught a case of The Mumbai Madness!!!

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Fuck that sounds. grim. Hope you guys recover soon.

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I reckon if you’re ill and get your appetite back it’s full licence to eat as much naughty food as possible. Cane it.

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wagas is totally acceptable.
do you tell Australians to not say ‘maccas’ too?

Australians are a law unto themselves. Let them have their maccas. I’ve never heard a brit say it

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Ha, I say it occasionally. Waggas, Maccas, Spoonies, Dotty P’s*, Savvy B*, Peenoh greej*.

When I used to wear a suit for work I’d buy all my shirts from Charles Tyrwhitt, that became Chucky T as I have no idea how you’re supposed to say it.

*Not really. Well maybe sometimes.

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The McDonald’s app is even called ‘my maccas’ here. I only know as I saw an ad for it after finishing up at the servo on my way to the bottleo to get some tinnies.

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Servo Bottleo Reggo, I fucking love Australia.

The cat has just puked on my laptop bag.

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My dog threw up as I was jumping by him last night and I ended up kicking his projectile vomit all over the kitchen cupboards. It was so fucking ridiculous that I just stood there staring at the destruction for a few seconds before I’d realised what had happened.

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I hope you filmed it! That sounds absurd!

Got a date tonight and I feel like death (not Covid). Trying to decide between cancelling and drinking enough booze that I no longer feel unwell.

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I fucking love Negroni’s!

I’m shadow-banned from drinking Negroni’s at my local Italian bar. Don’t think I did anything really wrong but one of the bar staff keeps jokingly asking me if I’m going to order them again and I’m not sure why he’s doing it.

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I did actually have a negroni. And 2 pints and a tequila. And now a McDonald’s.

So feeling better tbf

I only had Negronis once but I had 4 of them and 9 or 10 pints too (and zero food). I kinda remember what happened and definitely remember my girlfriend not being too stoked on me the day after.

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Negronis are my favourite cocktail but I can never have more than a couple