Oh yeah, but only for when I go to the sandwich shop with the boys
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Chilling in the garden after work. Ice cold Stella Artois in hand. Neighbours spark up their speaker and start playing Coldplay. Fuming. Too lazy to move now. Other neighbours (Indian) are cooking a curry. Smells fucking amazing. Am hungry.
Update: The plot thickens. Coldplay neighbours have just fired up the BBQ.
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How long before a Michael Fabricant in a fedora brings out the acoustic guitar?
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First league pool game in half hour and I am playing terrible and feel achey, working a certain way today left my lower back annoyed.
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Stupid puppy just slipped her lead near a very busy intersection of main roads…
She was running loops into and out of relatively fast moving traffic, which thankfully responded accordingly to a bearded lumbering bloke running around after her, almost in tears as he assumed he was about to watch his dog get flattened, whilst she thought she was playing a very fun game of chase.
Two guys helped out, one jumped out of a truck and did his best to catch her and another guy saw it all unfolding from a bus stop down the road and came up to help. I have never been more grateful to strangers. I hope karma rewards them far more than my endless platitudes in the moment did.
Luckily we managed to corner her in someone’s front yard, and grab hold of her, but her name is now dickhead for the rest of the week.
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Heart stopping! Glad it ended well.
Nowhere near as stressful but, walking ours alongside a golf course once and he stole a ball that rolled on to the green next him. I thought I was going to get clubbed to death, but Ted had a great time.
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My wifes boss does that, team building events and company events, come 11 o’clock, the guitar comes out and a singalong of Don’t Look Back in Anger fires up. If people don’t join in the man-child goes in the huff.
Sounds like absolute hell. Always wanted to be invited to one of these just so I cold cackle at the top of my voice at him
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Brent - ‘…because my babies gone…’
Gareth - ‘Shes dead’
Brent - ‘Shes not dead!’
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Brent mused.
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@voodoo have you watched the learn guitar with David Brent series?
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Just came back home for my lunch to find one of the glass pane on the door between the conservatory and living room has shattered. Not sure where to start or whether it’s a door replacement job or if the glass can just be replaced. Urgh.
No, I’ll check it out. I’m guessing it’ll be similar to ‘Learning English with Karl’?
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Its unreal mate.
This is one but theres 7 or 8.
Oh this one fucking slaps as well.
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Work out a good local glazier (ask mates, on a facebook community page, whatever), send them a picture and go from there.
I would imagine the glass is replaceable, just needs a piece cut to size properly
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Yeah it looks double glazed. These units are produced all the time in different sizes so just try to find a local supplier that can swap a broke one out for you made to measure, door doesn’t need replacing
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Somewhere in the ball park of a couple of hundred quid I reckon.
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Thanks chaps
Might even be able to claim on your buildings insurance. My mum and dad had the same thing, they just had to pay £50 excess.
Gonna get a price and see if it’s worth claiming for it. I can’t see what’s done it. Its not that hot it would crack and it looks like impact to me. My wife was WFH and says she just heard a bang. The cynic in me doesn’t believe her that it’s just happened by itself but can’t be bothered to go into it so just gonna get it sorted