Thank fuck it stopped while I was out. Hopefully they disconnected the shit.
Belt snapped on the dryer, tried to put a new one on, gave myself an electric shock, swore for 15 minutes after getting the belt on and it instantly came off again, sliced my hand up pretty good on the sharp metal on the inside, seems to be made out of recycled razor blades.
Gave up and ordered a new one
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Just walked into the closed patio door after my missus unexpectedly closed it behind her.
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Just picked something that i thought was a stray raisin off the floor.
It was a nugget of cat poo.
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Did the taste test confirm?
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Squishing it between my finger and thumb was enough.
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We get bum crumbs on the bed from our dog, it’s not great.
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I didn’t know her very well.
But one of the logistics girls in Spain is having to leave work - 31 and been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer.
Puts things into perspective sometimes how fucking lucky we all are.
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31, Christ, we are just all dancing through a minefield, some get lucky and some don’t
I can’t find a signet ring that was my late dad’s. Been searching all round the house. 99% sure it’s in the house so not mega stressed but annoying me I can’t find it. Had it last Sunday too!
Pants draw?
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It’s always in the last place you look!
Because you stop looking when you find it 
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I once dropped something into the cuff on a pair of trousers. That took a while to figure out.
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Washing machine door seal, always find random things in there.
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Literally stopped looking and know it will turn up. Not even stressed as I am used to being a scatter brain in the house, more just annoying me I know its here but not sure where. I even remember when I took it off thinking to myself “move this otherwise you will forget”… I didn’t move it and have forgot!
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I have to go to Longleat today. Steve Backshall is going to he there. It’s the last day of half term.
It’s going to be fucking rank.
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Saw a talk he did recently in Melbourne.
Had no background on who he was, my oldest just wanted to go and it became some big thing between me and his mum as it fell on my weekend.
It was fine enough, but it felt like the most incoherent collection of stories about nature shit and I came away none the wiser on what the big deal about the guy is/was.
He’s my sons idol. Loves him.
I just can’t handle crowds. I went there for the winter lights and it was minging. People walking into your back at all times. Hate it.
My daughter has given me the cold from hell and its kicking my arse
Update: It was in my bedside table that I must of checked 20 times yesterday, put my phone on last night to charge, and put my cup of tea down on this morning… For context my OCD won’t allow my bedside table to be messy either so how my eyes couldn’t see it is beyond me. Not sure whether to be stoked or worried haha
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