one of my front tooths sticks out a bit too far and my bottom teeth are like a gothic graveyard.
thought about getting them sorted not enough to actually do something about it.
Nah, girls like it. It’s like having ripped jeans or worn-out shoes. Shows you like to live a little. Probably.
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Two birds just had a fight outside my work. So canvey island.
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He looks most surprised by the strange food in his hand. Imagine the last time Shane McGowan ate fruit.
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Not the same, but because my teeth were so fucked I used to have to slice up apples to eat them so therefore didn’t bother eating them, but the hilarious thing is that it was years of cheap cider - made out of pretend apples - that stopped me eating actual apples!
How we like to laugh at that over Christmas dinner.
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Has Shame McGowan been brought back to life or something? Why are they clapping him biting an apple? lt’s like he’s an experiment made up from dead body parts and they are stoked that it’s managing basic human motor skills… Hold on, is this a new film reiteration of Frankenstein?
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It’s another Robocop remake.
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Him and Ian McCulloch are part-owners of a boozer in the city centre, and would use it for their parties when either of them had been playing a show. Heard some fun stuff about those nights, although mostly about Ian McCulloch who is absolutely demented, it turns out.
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Just googled some images of him and there are some heavy ‘Weekend at Bernies’ vibes going on in most the pictures. He’s done well to keep going.
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Did he bring out the dancing horses?
No. He likes heroin.
Perhaps horses are a metaphor for Heroin.
Did anyone try that Pret subscription service? I know a few people who said they’d do it and cancel straight away but not gone for it myself.
something new or the continued madness?
Coffee only, a maximum of 5 a day 
I guess it’s all they can think of to save the company.
Three a day is the absolute maximum for me, if I have more I’ll be feel dehydrated for hours, not nice.
Pret used to be owned by McDonalds and they had a policy where staff could be sacked if they didn’t smile. (Most staff immigrants not paid enough and forced to smile)
Fucking jokers.
Reminds me of this.
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1 a day for me 2 depending on how I’m feeling. My Mrs is quite sensitive to caffeine even a single shot of espresso in something like a mocha is too much for her.
I’d sub to it if I was still working in an office, good idea to have a few cards to share in the office
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5 drinks a day for 20 quid a month is a banger, I mean how much is a pack of 20 fags or 12.5g of baccy these days?
