You lot are grumpy as shit lol.
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The irony of posting that statement…added in with your comment about Ben Wheatley which you posted moments before…
SU NIOJ
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Fair point.
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I remember watching this many years ago thinking Christ that’s gonna be me .
Think this fits the forum well
I thought I was enjoying this thread more than usual.
“Is that a tointable? Well get on it, it’s your toin.”
Where they enjoyed a ‘boozy romp’. Making real life sound like a Carry On film.
‘Daylight robbery’ is a good one.
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Ah, missed that, sorry, haha.
‘Lout’
Lager lout, lay about lout, ect. No one would say what a lout.
Politician SLAMMED by some random in another article/interview.
Politician COULD do x/y/z. But they haven’t yet so it’s not actually news.
Dead person fondly remembered. A beautiful soul that will be sorely missed, despite being relentlessly hounded by this very newspaper until death.
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Love rat
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Insta bios like this:
Aesthete. Dreamer. Cortado addict. Father.
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With the added serial love rat or serial love cheat, a lot of the time.
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Guilty
Can we include calling fucking everything the GOAT. Just seen someone refer to Hjalte Halberg as the GOAT. Just, no
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Agree that ‘Father’ is a bad one. Well done, you’ve achieved something that the father of literally every single person who has ever lived throughout the entire history of humanity managed.
And ‘[noun] mummy’. That sucks.
When some smack dealer gets stabbed to death by a rival it’s always “He was no angel but he had a heart of gold”.
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Definitely.
Plus I always seem to forget what it means anyway.
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Or the old ‘lovable rogue’
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“The maniac was otherwise a loving husband who doted on his two children”
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“Turbo charge” (the economy)
Also, any adult (especially the fucking prime minister) using “woke” to denigrate the opposition.
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