I caught my neighbour having an affair.
I didn’t want it to be weird so I invited him to the pub and he admitted it all.
I caught my neighbour having an affair.
I didn’t want it to be weird so I invited him to the pub and he admitted it all.
WTF. Really?
Spill das beanz.
Every time his bird went away there was a Ford Focus in the drive.
I ordered a pizza on Friday and she was parked up outside my house. Went to ask if she was delivering my pizza and she said she was here for him.
Remembered it was the same car and realised. Invited him to the pub since he would have known she met me and I didn’t want it to be awkward and he told me about it.
He’s 43 she’s 23.
Nothing wrong with that * cough *, apart from I wasn’t married or in another relationship, haha. Burlesque dancer no less. So is he going to keep up the affair till the wheels come off and everything is a train wreck once outted (not by you)?
Bleak. The worst part is having to talk to a 23 year old
I’m sure there is not much talking going on… snatched moments are not big on deep and meaningful conversations.
What pizza did you order?
Pepperoni
At last someone is asking the real questions.
He’s your neighbour Steve Caballero and you just got his age wrong?
Hope he bought the pints…if not he can buy them next time, when you can discuss the extension you’re putting in for planning approval and how pointless it is both of you paying for broadband when it’s so easy for him to share his Wi-Fi password.
Stole his Wi-Fi months ago all good.
Doesn’t sound like he’s that arsed whether he gets caught or not to be honest.
I really don’t see the point of seeing any young girls, they don’t have a clue. Can you imagine having to meet her sexual demands, it’d be almost nightmarish. If wife was away I’d just bask in the amazing beauty of having some time by myself
just had a look to see what you meant…jings, thought that was his daughter
Worst thing is being persuaded to start a family all over again. The hollow stares you get from the 50+ school run dads with a younger second-wife can chill your very soul.
Omg if he gets her up the duff it’s going to be a right mess.
quite simple not to do so
well yeah in theory you’re right but it’s also quite easy not to start an illicit affair with a bird half your age but here we are