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Does anyone else get pissed off with self service tills to the extent of giving up trying to pay and just nicking it? Old man tech fail / perma teenager
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I stole some engine oil in tesco a few months back as it refused to scan. I finished scanning the rest of the shopping and left with the oil. I only realised as i was passing through the exit. Felt really guilty and I’m not going back to that shop anytime soon.
Bad as owt I am.
I’ve just seen two stealth bombers and a couple of jets fly over.
I’m in Suffolk.
They weren’t in any hurry, so I’m not overly worried.
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I stole a lime from Tescos because it wouldn’t scan or show up when I searched it.
What an adrenaline rush
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Also scanning posh pastries as a plain croissant… rock n roll
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Surprised you guys are even posting this shit… There are probably ways they can find you via your log in details or something. Just saying.
Sleep with one eye open guys. That knock on the door is coming…
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I often eat a ham croissant or something while doing my food shopping, and I always enter it when checking out. Funnily enough, I once considered not entering it, but ended being a good guy and paid for it. There came the Coop manager, asking me to follow her to her office as we had to talk. I asked why, she told me they do random controls. She asked me to show her what was in my bag and the receipt. Asked me why I ate the croissant. I was like, 'cause I was hungry. What a surprise. Showed it on my receipt. She said it was all good and I could leave. Then I asked her politely why she didn’t tell me it was about this in the first place. You expect me to be honest but you lie to me? She looked really embarrassed and apologized many times.
I still go shopping there regularly and sometimes tell her the vegs I bought got stale really quickly and she always gives me free shit. It’s all good Sir, you can grab another bag of peppers, help yourself and tell the cashier it’s on the house.
TLDR: getting free shit is the new stealing. Ciao street cred.
Fair enough on her part. I don’t get why people think it’s OK to eat shit before it’s paid for. It’s really pikey.
Speaking of pikeys, I just had one knock on my door just now offering to paint my lintels and window sills for only 75 quid.
I declined and he was a perfect gent.
Will report back if he shits through my letterbox
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Because I’m gonna pay for it.
Might be a cultural difference. I know loads of people who do it here and they’re not pikeys.
Surely your kid has screamed their head off in a supermarket for smoothie\puree and you’ve given in before getting to the till, no?
I’ve honestly not once in my life gone into a tesco or whatever and been thinking I’m so hungry right now that I’m going to eat something off the shelf as I walk around. It’s just never ever entered my mind as an actual thing to do.
If a I see an adult doing it I will judge like fuck.
A kid with a load of wotsits on their face… Hmm I guess so.
My boy is only 5 months so unless they stock my wife’s tits I haven’t had that problem yet
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I agree. Half-eaten stuff lying around on supermarket shelves is pretty horrible. Or a half-consumed Froot Shoot rolling around the floor.
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Don’t see any issue with shoplifting from huge corporations
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Haven’t read it yet but that kickflip photo is a beaut.
Stealing from millionaire supermarkets is fine, why judge? I was certain sainsos were building up a profile on me a few years ago. For nearly two years every work shift I did I pinched my dinner and a brekky pastry and just payed for a banana. Every time. Was mates with the staff cos I went in that much.
Also how middle class is describing something as ‘really pikey’.
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Yep
