I didn’t bother hiding mine at Glastonbury. Just hoped I wouldn’t get stopped. A guy stopped me at the search area, I didn’t flinch just went alright man? He said “can I get a fist bump”. V funny m8
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Thinking about it this time we did have the gfs air bed which is probably why we got decent sleep which never used to be the case for me
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Chopper has it down. Trolley is good but get one with big wheels because if it rains the small wheel ones get clogged with mud and become useless.
Loads of weed, a PAX vape so you can sneak a few hits without anyone noticing, as many cans as you can carry and some cereal bars.
Not an air bed person myself, I find them really annoying and hot to sleep on. I’ve got one of those self inflating air mats, they’re sick.
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I got one of these , very handy as a table in the tent porch when you drop the sides .
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Looks good. Do not buy one like this:
The forks get plugged with mud and grass and the wheels won’t turn.
Right scribbling notes here. good shit. Thanks.
You can bring as many cans in as you want right?
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Depends on the festival. Usually no glass bottles.
Yeah usually campsite booze and depending on which festival they may let you take it in to the arenas . Some don’t tho .
If you look at clause 31 ticket terms and conditions on their website it’s campsite booze only .
I remember year ago working at NASS and the amount of booze they confiscated off the under 18’s was insane haha . Best part was we all got to drink it at the crew party , there was so much that I don’t even think they got through half .
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This is a bit of a counter intuitive tip and not in the spirit of a stag do but I had a much better festival last time not bringing loads of booze. If I have 8 cans on me I’ll drink them pretty quickly (and the rest) and end up well hungover which ruins the rest of the weekend for me. Just sticking to pints bought at the bar was far better.
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Yeah I did this funnily enough the last time I was at Noz. They did cocktails and this mulled cider. Fair to say I got pretty wrecked during the day from doing that haha.
I didn’t bring booze annoyingly and someone in the crew who was selling crates of largs only had Strongbow Dark Fruits, horrid stuff.
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Just checked and I can bring in a slab with me. Mmm. 4 cold ones, 3 lukewarm ones and 17 increasingly warm ones. Can’t wait!
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We were all down the beach last night with the kids and my brother’s missus had a paddle board. There were some small waves but hubris and the fact that I used to be average on a skateboard lead me to assume that I’m definitely already a fairly expert surfer and paddle boarder for that matter despite having never tried either.
Anyway managed to stand up briefly until the first wave came then immediately flopped forward face first onto the board itself, somehow smashing my finger between the paddle and the board, bounced off into the sea, got half a lung full of salt water and spent the next five minutes trying to not throw up.
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Steeze.
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If I needed to use the word taste, but can’t. What else could I use? @BDF help.
Never heard of a Thesaurus? Plenty of free online Thesaurus sites.
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Yumability?
Gimme the sentence
Haha I have it’s just they aren’t what I want.
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Paging Wecking Ball
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Picked up my lad at lunch, bit of an issue with a teacher (not his fault), so he escaped school and ran off up to the canal. Took him to look at the canal and this errant looking dude walks past and under the bridge.
Minute later he wants to go under the bridge and so we get to the other side and this errant little fucker was crouched down facing the wall with a fresh turd in front of him. Proper stinking as well.
I was like ‘right, let’s get back to the car’. Made quick exit.
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