Went into a toilet at a campsite once and this 60 year long white hair, long white beard, overweight old biker was standing there naked washing his armpits in the sink. I’d brought my 5 year old daughter in with me so she could brush her teeth and he kicked right off saying ‘Why are you bringing girls in here?’.
FFS mate if you’re that sensitive why don’t you have your pants on?
Dead. Mint
Spotify limit the amount of time you get to listen to Audiobooks. I had no idea. Got cut off mid book.
I pay 18 quid a month for spotify. It’s hard not to feel like binning it off when they pull bollocks like this.
It’s the 1st of Feb. I thought that meant you had listened to 15 hours of Spotify in one day but then I noticed the 6 days until renewal message haha.
I probably have rinsed it in about 2 or 3 days I guess. Was great in the background and in the car. Oh well. Feels a bit shitty to limit it when I pay for it. Either make it a bolt on thing or not bother at all.
Bin it and buy a book off WOB on ebay, that way they won’t go to landfill and you get to pass it on to others to build up lovely karma points.
February. Horrid month 
Are you kidding me? December is over, everything is cool for a while now!
Nah, it sucks, not liked Feb for a long time. March will be great though. 3 weeks on Friday 
This is a random one but the petering out of Andy Murrays career is really sad. Someone needed to have a strong word with him years ago.
Doing a Heath is the way to go out
After all he’s got the all-white outfit already.
Just eaten a Deluxe Spicy Italian Schiacciata Salami and Buffalo Mozzarella Woodfired Sourdough Pizza from Lidl and it tasted like absolute shit. Really artificial tasting, borderline chemical.
Do any of the supermarkets do good pizzas currently? What are your weekly shop recommendations? Looking to change it up.
Clue is in the name length 
No I havent got any, I dont know therefore suggestions appreciated.
Even when I make my own basic dough I can’t get the toppings right. Maybe the perfect pizza is just in my head and a vague memory from our last holiday without children in Sorrento…
Edit 2: This is what I’ll get at the moment
Make your own pizza dough and get a pizza stone.
If you’ve got an Ooni or similar, well lucky you, but even DIY dough and a pizza stone in a regular oven is a game changer. You’ll never go back to supermarket shit, ever.
Yeah, far better. As above, I can’t seem to get the toppings right which is on me 
Yep, can relate, I go through phases of awesomeness and turds.
Tesco do the Franco Manca pizzas, the sausage fennel and red pepper one is 
I made this pizza a few times and it was lovely: Pepperoni Pizza with Onions, Fennel, Basil and Hot Honey - Tiffani Thiessen
If you’re making your own, switch from the mozzarella balls (which are pretty wet) to the firmer mozzarella which comes in a rectangular block. Less soggy and more stringy like a proper pizza.
