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Absolutely. Grated mozzarella will do the job there as the so-called “pizza mozzarella” is a cash grab.

If you’re going shop bought I find the M&S ones to be the best, in particular the regular cheese and tomato; good amount of cheese and tomato. Also I tend to undercook all shop pizzas massively. So if it asks for 10 mins I generally do 2-3 mins so it’s nice and soft.
A good frozen pizza range are the Dr Oetker ones which is surprising!

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This surprised me too - the Ristorante/ Funghi one is quite good.

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Yeah M&S pizzas are decent, pretty much the best of the main supermarkets, plus they’re not that much more expensive really than sainsburys or Tescos premium pizza.

Personally I really like the Crosta & Mollica pizzas, but they’re not cheap so it’s either a treat or I get them on sale

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Just witnessed a tasty bit of road rage this morning. Taxi driver being punched in the face for using his horn as someone braked suddenly. We live right by a school and people go crazy for a space 7 seconds closer to the gates.

My ten year old son was rubbernecking when I was on my phone yesterday.

No word of a lie: “Dad, do people ever talk about skateboarding on UK Skate Forum?”

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No son, just Air Fryers and Football :joy:

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YARN | It isn't about fishing, we ain't been fishing for years now. | The Mighty Boosh (2004) - S02E05 Old Gregg | Video clips by quotes | 6ffb93ef | 紗

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…and the minutiae of shop-bought pizza, all whilst taking the piss out of someone else for being Partridge-like. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

I’m here for it tbh.

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Aldi does an identical rip off too for the poor homies

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Thank you all for your pizza suggestions. Much food for thought etc. etc. I did not know what a piazza stone was until this morning.

As a group of thoroughly dull old men I can’t believe no one has mentioned the update to the default fonts on MS products.

Excel looks 0.05% more sexy.

Maybe this will calm down my internal rage after my school migrated to sharepoint yesterday.

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I did clock it the other day.

It’s nicer than Calibri. I hate Calibri

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Morrisons do a decent garlic mushroom flatbread

lol. Fucking Sharepoint.
So easy to use - so many fucking mongs at my place talk about it like it’s WarGames or some shit

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Yep, sounds about the same as here. Most of my students work is currently in no man’s land and some departments have found the equivalent of a removal firm flinging your belongings all over next doors lawn as they didn’t follow instructions to tidy their shit.

As per, some fuckwit has decided the best time for this would be overnight midweek instead of half term next week for maximum chaos purely for the banter.

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Got inspired by @ciaran and made pizza dough for the first time! Went well. Stoked!

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Where did you save it?

What?

What did you save it as?

What?

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Legend! Thought you would’ve been doing so already - no more frozen pizzas!