There’s kids here with no socks and vans old schools and it’s literally sheet ice on the pavements
I went for a beach walk on NYD and saw so many middle-aged mums smoking tabs in them
All the kids from the local private school have them. Walk around Tesco buying sweets in them like a bunch of posh Death Eaters from Harry Potter!
I see a lot of people shopping in oodies and sliders because they’ve realised that it’s so much less effort than putting on on grey trackie bottoms and ugg boots.
Dry Robe Wankers page on Facebook
https://m.facebook.com/groups/307115587503633/
I don’t have Facebook but am aware of this page because of my deep and completely rational hatred of dry robes.
I could actually benefit from the practical aspects of having one but I’d rather freeze my nuts off changing on the beach mid winter/ get naked in a car park/ drive home in a wetsuit than join that club of dipshits.
My missus wants one for the specific purpose of walking to the beach and back to go swimming. I’ve told her we’re getting divorced if she goes shopping in it, though.
They’re genuinely a good idea for water stuff but they seem impractical as a replacement for an actual coat. Most of the people I see in them look like they’re wearing a fat person smock or mumu or whatever they’re called
Style judgements aside, I just wish I’d bought a few shipping container loads of them* a year or so ago to sell cos they’re at every single seaside now. More people in them than coats at Filey last week.
See also: Crocs, air fryers, etc.
you just need to buy a few shipping containers of the next big trend now.
it’s like free money.
Is the Wolf Fleece officially dead? Nooooo!!!
Looking for a business partner if you’re interested, you seem sharp enough
sweet, i’m sure i’ll find the money let me know what we’re investing in.
There is always the one dude in a puffa and beanie rocking short shorts, socks, & sliders.
All-black, bar socks.
Imagine the cold knees!
I’ve ordered a few containers of sleeves, we’re on.
I’m visualising myself in that, checking the surf like bohdi at the end of point break.
iss death ona stick aut there m8