Pointless Topics

Any time! Although we all currently live in different countries and Dom doesn’t drink. Maybe we could all go to Ireland for a 0% Guinness?

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Let’s go for a cuppa then!

Completely unrelated to sny current threads .

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Followed this religiously when it was a blog. Got the book here, absolutely brilliant. Like a slightly elevated version of Viz:

JUSTICE BAY: Where the law is sunbathing and sunbathing is the law

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I had the book collection of these and it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever owned. I lent it to someone and they never gave it back.

I remember reading it on a train with tears streaming from laughing. Good way of getting a seat to yourself.

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Did he start rapping before or after the Oxford Don?

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Unnovations?!?

heh! i’m saying after.
wonder if they’re related

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Tired of buying milk for the communal fridge only to find it’s near empty when you make your first drink?

Turns out if you buy oat milk nobody touches it.

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When I was at Uni someone drank my milk. They owned up and handed me the money for it.

Nope! I walked to the shop, stood in the queue and carried it back. Get your shoes on and replace it properly.

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“I have jizzed in this milk” note might work. Even if not true the mental image might be enough

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Printer cartridges costing more than the printer. Oldest scam in the book and they’re still doing it, Fabricunts

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This upsets me every time I have to spend £20 on a tiny little cartridge for my HP inkjet.

I’m considering getting an Ecotank type one next as you can get a decent size bottle for less than a tenner.

Not in my world.

Just bring milk from home and put it in an old coke bottle or something with ‘Breast Milk’ and last week’s date written on it.

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Milk is weird. Don’t drink it. #euro

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Nah, milk is sick

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These are £90! The printer was 80. But the cartridge you get with it aren’t fully topped up. Tried a bootleg cart and it wouldn’t read it.

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Puss actually, if you believe that “fact”

I drink blue top full fat. The b&h of milks

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Milk and sick are actually quite closely related.

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Is there any psychopaths on here that drink glasses of milk :milk_glass:

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