Just had my vasectomy , was surprisingly less painful than a tooth filling .
Done and dusted
Stoked
Now for the sofa and a long weekend wearing tight budgie smugglers . Never thought I’d spend money on those
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The first piss/shit/jizz are all TERRIFYING but you’ll be grand in a week or so
Haha they don’t tell you about that !
I have been hit in the nuts so bad they went black and swelled up to a grapefruit size. That was terrifying , hopefully not going to be deja vu
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It’s when the anaesthetic wears off and it’s real ball ache for a few days.
Already preparing for the John Wayne walk , got a dedicated bag of frozen peas and plenty of weed to help the aches .
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It’s not for long. 2-10 hours after are when it’s going to hurt the most so if it’s not that bad then, you’re all good.
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Selling Walthamsow flat due to not having a coin (not stoked) but after first block viewing someone just offered full asking price, no chain, stoked
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Why is it terrifying?
The Beatnuts last night, so good for some older dudes. Did a two hour show and JuJu is a spit for Koston, it was like the skaty-likes thread. Catch them if you can in Leicester, Manchester or London.
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Watch out now.
They made some seriously catchy beats.
Theres a very real fear your entire insides will come erupting through your recently excavated knackerbag so any exertion puts the fear of god up ya
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Been fine with it all so far , only horrible part was removing the industrial medical tape from the sack . This shits stickier than carpet tape and I wish I’d trimmed better . Was a long 10 minutes trying to peel that off .
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No matter what anyone says, I’m never sold on that procedure 
Absolute peace of mind not enough? Especially if your other half has complications with her birth control?
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Oh yeah, I can totally get that 
But in general, I just squirm even though everyone says it’s ok.
Also talking like I actually do sex anymore 
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How long did it take from referral to having the procedure? I’ve been waiting 6 weeks just for a phone call from the doc.
Honestly I’ve had fillings that have been much worse in the pain category, I did think it would be worse but not at all . The mind plays great tricks on you . Also it’s super quick , I was booked in at 3.10pm and out the door at 3.35pm
I spoke to my doctor in February via phone appointment and was booked in for last week . Was all done on nhs via private hospital. I see where our national insurance goes .
I’d chase up your doctor asap or speak to your doctors surgery and see if you can speak to any doctor, it’s just a referral.
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The phone call is scheduled - that’s the soonest they could fit me in!! For a phone call ffs. Batshit how hard it is to see a doc now. Well, not even see one.
Bun all Tories and their supporters too.
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Wow that’s absolutely bonkers ! Fuck the tories indeed
Just had a look and you don’t need a GP referral, you can go via a sexual health clinic .
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